Bottle Service for Three and JT.

There has only been a handful of times that I've had bottle service in a club. Usually its with a big group of people at some special occasion or some exotic location in a high class club in Las Vegas or Miami. I've never had the "casual" bottle service experience where you get to a club and just decide, "Why not?"

Here's the problem with this:

• Bottle service is not a good idea with only 3 people.


• Not a good idea after already having a few drinks. Usually when people order bottle service its to "start" a night of drinking. You don't decide to get it when you are halfway through the night drinking.


• Bottle service = You are the bartender. What this means? It means that after too many drinks you feel invincible the amount of hard liquor you pour into your "mixed drink" increases dramatically as the night goes on.


• You have to fight this temptation of just grabbing the bottle and chugging it.


• The feeling the next morning.

Here's the brilliant part about it:

• You get to sit in prime real estate booths in the club and everyone can stare at you as you pour your own drinks and celebrate your new found "baller" status.


• You get this cool glow in the dark bucket that changes colours and you find yourself staring at it more and more as the night goes on.


• Guaranteed Good time.


• You immediately have an ice breaker line to any woman that walks past: "Do you want a drink?"

I tried the ice breaker line a couple times but wasn't successful as I wanted. At one point I was so bad that I think I just smiled, raised my eyebrows a couple times in a suggestive way, and just pointed at the bottle without even talking. But that was just me being a dork and funny, but for some reason I don't think I came off that way! =)

So I tried other techniques. One of which is singing when a really good tune comes on. Good Ol' Justin Timberlake's - "My Love" came on while I was on the dance floor.
So what did I do? What any other person would do after enjoying some bottle service! Sing along!

During the time I was dancing next to an oriental girl. She was singing along as well. We were singing together in fact partying hard. Then the chorus came.

If you haven't heard the song before, the chorus pretty much consists of two key words: "My LOVE!"

My problem: I kept singing:

"My GIRL."

This had unfortunate consequences as I got a dirty look from the oriental girl each time I'd yell out the chorus with the wrong words. Whatever progress I made with here was destroyed since I did not know my JT lyrics.

In a last ditch attempt to save face, after realising my mistake, I told her:

"I HAVE THIS CD!"

Smooth. I didn't know what to think at this point. The bottle service got the best of me, not only of making me sing the lyrics all wrong but admitting to the fact that I had the FutureSex/LoveSongs CD!


Of course her immediate response was:

"Yeah right!" (Then she walked away.)

At least she didn't believe me.

Stupid bottle service.